As hard as he tries it seems inventor Jan Vinzenz Krause just can’t get these things to take off.  Apparently they make a hissing sound that will spoil “the mood” and it takes too long for the spray on latex to get hard, again spoiling the mood.

Good luck Jan!

The insecurity of youth is scary and dangerous.  Perceptions and misconceptions can be averted if only someone would “Talk to their kids”.  Regardless of religion, sex happens, and it should not be a threat to your teen’s health.  They need to know about the risks and that condoms are the most effective form of protection from those risks.

How in the world does an institute of higher learning allow such blatant ignorance?

29-year-old vendor Tep Kemyoeurn told news agencies that “Number One Plus”, a water-based lubricant produced by health organisation Population Services International (PSI), is an excellent cure for acne. Read the Telegraph report.

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can’t stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who’s next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can’t have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl’s Jr. Condom: If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face…

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: ‘Reach out and touch someone.’

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going….

M&M condom: ‘It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!’

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta’s ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where’s the beef?

Denny’s Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it’s #1

• Only use new condoms
• Be careful not to poke a hole in the condom with your fingernails, teeth, or other sharp objects when opening the condom wrapper.
• Put the condom on as soon as the penis is erect and before any sexual contact with your partner.
• Prior to putting your condom on, pinch the tip and squeeze out the air to leave room for the ejaculate.
• If you are not circumcised, pull down the loose skin (foreskin) before putting on the condom.
• While continuing to hold onto the tip of the condom, unroll it all the way down to the base of the penis.
• If you are using the condom as birth control, make sure your partner uses a spermicide according to the manufacturer’s instructions.
• Using additional lubricants is ok as long as they are water based such as Astroglide or K-Y Jelly. Oil based lubricants like Vaseline, hand lotion, or baby oil can weaken the condom, increasing the chance that it may break.
• After ejaculation, hold onto the condom at the base and withdraw from your partner while still erect. This will keep semen from spilling out of the condom.
• Wash your hands after handling a used condom.

Using a Female Condom

• Only use new condoms
• Insert the closed ended ring inserted deep into the vagina over the cervix, like a diaphragm to hold the tube in place.
• Make sure the ring at the open end remains outside the opening of the vagina.
• After ejaculation twist the outside ring to close off the condom and hold the semen inside before the condom is removed.
• Remain laying down to remove.
• Wash your hands after handling a used condom.

Female condoms can be inserted up to 8 hours before sexual intercourse. Do not use with spermicide and definitely not at the same time as a male condom as the friction can tear it.